WORTH READING 16 Oct 2006

A Man Was Complaining

Oh Lord, please have mercy on me, I work so hard, mean time my wife
stays at home, I would give anything if you would grant me one wish
"switch me into my wife" she's got it easy at home I want to teach her a
lesson of how tough a man's life is.

As God was listening he felt sorry for this soul and granted his wish.
Next morning the "new woman" wakes up at dawn, makes lunch boxes,
prepares breakfast, wakes up the kids for school, puts a load of clothes
in the washer, takes the meat out of the freezer, drives the kids to
school, on his way back stop at the gas station, cashes a heck, pays the
electricity and phone bills, picks up some clothes from the cleaners,
goes through the carwash, drops the overdue movies off @ blockbuster,
and quickly goes to the market.

It was 1: 00 o'clock already, he made the beds, took the clothes out of
the washer and put another load in, he vacuumed the house, mopped up the
Kool-Aid, cleaned the bathrooms, made the beds, made some rice, and went
to pick up the kids from school & had an argument with the kids on the
way home.

As soon as he got home he gave the kids a snack, washed the dirty
dishes, he folded the clothes he had washed. He helped the kids with
their homework, listened to the TV while he ironed some clothes,
prepared dinner, washed the dinner dishes, gave the kids a bath, cleaned
their rooms, and put them to sleep.

At 9:00 o'clock he was so tired and he went to bed. Of course there was
some more duties and somehow he managed to get them done and finally
fell asleep.

The next morning he prays to God once again:
Oh Lord, what was I thinking when I asked you to grant my wish, I can't
take it anymore. I beg you please switch me back to myself, please oh
please.

Then he heard God's voice speaking to him, saying:
Dear son of course I'll switch you back into yourself but there's one
minor detail, you will have to wait 9 months because last night you got
pregnant.

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