Wednesday, October 10, 2007

WORTH READING 11 Oct 2007

Giving It Your 100%

The next time you don't give a 100% effort with something you do,
consider what 99.9% means! If 99.9% was good enough...

- 12 newborns would be given to the wrong parents daily!

- 114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes would be shipped per year!

- 18,322 pieces of mail would be mishandled per hour!

- 2,000,000 documents would be lost by the IRS this year. (We can handle
that one! LOL)

- 2.5 million books would be shipped with the wrong covers!

- This link would not take you to wear it is suppose to take you!

- 315 entries in Webster's Dictionary would be misspelled!

- 20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions would be written each year!

- 880,000 credit cards in circulation would turn out to have incorrect
cardholder information on their magnetic strips!

- 103,260 income tax returns would be processed incorrectly per year!

- 5.5 million cases of soft drinks produced would be flat!

- 291 pacemaker operations would be performed incorrectly!

- 3056 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal would be missing one of
the three sections!

- A typical day would be 24 hours long (give or take 86.4 seconds)!

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