WORTH READING 2 Jan 2009

Signs Posted In Front of Churches!

 

~ Soul food served here.

 

~ Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!

 

~ Under same management for over 2,000 years.

 

~ Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk.

 

~ You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.

 

~ Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church!

 

~ Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!

 

~ Come early for a good seat in the back.

 

~ Life has many choices! Eternity has two. What's yours?

 

~ Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.

 

~ The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

 

~ A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash.

 

~ We should be more concerned with the Rock Of Ages, instead of the Age of Rock!

 

~ K-mart isn't the only saving place!

 

~ Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings.

 

~ Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

 

~ To belittle is to be little. 

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