WORTH READING 16 Mar 2005

From The Minds of Children

I'm a music teacher in an elementary school. One day I decided to
ask some of my students some rather abstract questions to see how
they would answer. Here are some of the best answers I heard:

Q: Why did the boy smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam! (Timmy, first grade)

Q: Where do sunflowers go at night?
A: To flower beds. (Jennifer, third grade)

Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So that they can fight knights. (Loretta, second grade)

Q: What happened to the frog when it broke down?
A: It got toad away! (Henry, fourth grade)

Q: What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
A: You're looking sharp! (Trisha, fifth grade)

Q: Where do books sleep?
A: Under their covers. (Alice, second grade)

Q: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! (Michael, third grade)

Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don't worry, I've got you covered! (Adam, fifth grade)

Q: Why did the police talk to the burrito?
A: So it would spill the beans. (Leo, second grade)

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