WORTH READING 2 Nov 2006

God is Missing

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively
mischievous. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents
knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were
probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The
clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent
her 8-year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the
clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down
and asked him sternly. Where is God The boy's mouth dropped open, but he
made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, Where is
God!! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So, the clergyman raised
his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
WHERE IS GOD! The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly
home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his
older brother found him in the closet, he asked, What happened The
younger brother, gasping for air, replied, We are in BIG trouble this
time, dude. God is missing, and they think WE did it!!

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